"Hello, Ms. V? Would you mind telling me the prompt for the 2nd grade writing assignment that brought this beauty home?"
I can only guess--Write about...
-Phrases you've heard recently on the playground?
-Things NOT to say to your teacher?
-Ways to get to second base?
-Sayings that sound awkward coming from a 2nd grader?
-Things that will guarantee an adult will NOT get a date?
-Titles of Justin Bieber songs?
-Sayings you hope to get tattooed on your bicep someday?
-Things that will make your Mother panic?
-Sayings that should be on candy hearts?
Which, by the way, my son is in love with....
Himself. Yes, after the teacher told him they could draw one special Valentine card during class today, he addressed it
FROM: me (Myles)
As if he wouldn't remember who "me" was (huh, who's this from? oh ya, me.)
No lack of self-confidence here.